I’m not actually a donkey, nor made of straw. I’m a 1984 vintage human - tall and gangly with funny (rubbish) hair. I work in IT, driving around the Midlands, Lincolnshire, Staffordshire and probably a few other counties that I can’t be bothered to research, and in my spare time I’m normally found under the thumb of my partner who has been living with me for the last year and a bit now.

At all other times I’m usually engrossed in rubbish Japanese war stories/American sci-fi stories/beating someone’s face in via the medium of videogames. So there you have it.